Total Medals Earned: 243 (From 44 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,215 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (45/95 points)
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/150 points)
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Die 5 Times
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Destroy 100 cars
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 14/22 (80/140 points)
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Get gold medals on all castles.
Medals Earned: 8/100 (40/500 points)
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Start a new game.
You ticket to medals!
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Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
other stuff...
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (55/65 points)
Solved the first puzzle and proceeded to the basement.
Found a way to progress, along with a secret amongst the house.
Read about the fate of an unwilling victim.
Solved the final puzzle in preperation of escape.
Found a hiden tunnel to get out of the house.
Beat the game and discovered first hand what the cult is.
Read the report about the house's history.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!